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Friday, 1 January 2010

DeanTells - Fictional and non-fictonal twins


When my mate first told me about this upcoming movie buzz; Avatar which was released on the 19th December 2009, I thought it was this cartoon animated series called Avatar the Last Wind Bender. But it turned out to be this sci-fi blue-alien movie.

It was about this dream-walker American soldier; Sam Worthington a.k.a ex-terminator 3 movie, who were in a mission to manipulate the inhabitants in Pandora and hoping to gain their trust. Then, after he knew about the situations there,  Stephen Lang ( who looks like Major Chip Hazard in Small Soldiers) would hungrily put an attack on the mangrove jungle of Pandora. Unfortunately, the American soldiers under the command of this ex-Phoebe buffay brother; Giovanni Ribisi, failed on their blood diamond operation in the end because of Sam's falling in love with Neytiri; Zoe Saldana, the blue-face-long-body-chick ( who looks like Cameron Diaz). In the end, because of this dream love, a crippled soldier would prefer to transfer his mind to this blue-3-feet-like-man body, and ditched his own kind. 



So, the moral of the story is that if you ever broke your legs in a war or lose your balls in Tony Hawking or twisted your legs in street balling or Ronaldinho-ing, go create your own Avatar and be blue in order to run again.








How come both these great directors; Avatar ( James Cameron)and 2012 ( Roland Emmerich), have their interest and inspiration in film directing by watching Geaorge Lucas Star Wars? Is it in order to become a masterful director, having action-packed, effect-laden style of epic story-telling, you need to watch Jedi-Knight when you were in college many times? " May the shit be with you."

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

wat the heck? haha xD anyway, y dun u asked the 59 years old man to go to pandora n be blue so dat he doesnt need to go to 24-hrs surgeon to attached his arm n dick haha~ ZOMG