DeanTells - Hot Monkey

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Do you think monkeys are attractive? Do think they're hot? What makes you think they're hot? What makes you love it/ them? Is it their bushy hair, funny cuddly adorable monkey face, Angelina Jolie's lips or cool car exhaust-like nose that attracts you to them? Would you like to touch them? Would you like to download their musics in your iPod? Would you want them to be your First Lady of your country? Better yet, do you love them?

What if I tell you that your so-called hot/ cute monkeys are out there being discriminated against mainly because of their facial faces? What if I tell you that some internet guy who are experts in the field of Photoshop-ing abuse their skill by depicting your hot monkey to look like a real primate?

Would you laugh? Would you say, " that's just immoral", " that's just racist", " that's just nose-cist". Or would you just ignore them? How would you feel if that happens to your wife? If me, I would just say, " aha, that's what chu get for marrying me! B***!"

How about monkey's other uncle on father's side? I mean Gorilla. Do you know that gorilla has no tail? Of course you do. King Kong doesn't have any. And, speaking about King Kong, this reminds me of Curtis James Jackson III. How come a gorilla could make his own music mainly from his bad experience in love when he was a kid?  Listen to his latest album debut: Before I self destruct and try to grasp his lyric in Do you think about me. I'm listening it right now. And yeah, it's about his broken relationship with this fat girl, ambuk. Some of the lyric is, " do you think about me or do you think about my money, fatty", and so on.

Coming back on the main topic hot monkey? Can they make musics? I'm sorry for the straying away from the main topic. I was just deeply saddened by this 50 Cent song I'm currently listening to. What I heard is, " I'm just a poor guy, I always cry. I don't know why, because I'm a homo guy", and so on. You can check it here in the link.

What I know about female monkey is that it can win over the First Black US president. White guys think that she's hot and sexy. Black guys think she's an inspiration for all shorty in the neighbourhood. But Asian thinks otherwise.

When ask about Michelle Obama, many Asians have no idea who she is. Especially in the far East near the equator. But Dean's Advocate's sources has found out that a Bruneian citizen likes Obama's hot wife very much  for her role as being the first ever black hostess in the White House. He says;

" Antah ko! berijap kali aeh orang kulit hitam ani. bahapa ku kan tau sal bisdia anie. sudah tah hitam, cam baie lagi. cam ambuk lagi.sakit sakit!". [ " She is an inspiration for all ethnic backgrounds. Skin doesn't make you any different from other dominant races. You could be anyone you like when you trust yourself."]

Be-zing!

Disclaimer: " This article is paraphrased by the writer's own words. It is not intended to offend any races. Do read the article for real facts and much clarity via the links provided in bold. Reader's discretion is thus advised. Claim against this writer will deem to be ineffective by virtue of Copyright Acts 1998 under section 88(1)(h), " Dean rules, you must believe him."