DeanTells - Atomic Man

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"My double radiation exposure is now an official government record." 

Have you been blasted by atomic bombs twice in your life but you can still get away with it until the age of 93? What if I tell you that this guy in the picture had? How's that possible? Could you escape from atomic ka-boom? That's just ridiculous. What was he, an Atomic Man? 

[Throughout this article, I promise I will tell you the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth and may god be with you.]

Read this article if you have time: 93 year old Japanese bullied by US Government.

In the above article, Tsutomu Yamaguchi [ In Japanese language, Tsutomu means ' sumo-wrestler' and Yamaguchi means ' Japanese unnatural beauty], an old man who had survived 3 atomic bombs in 1945. This old wrinkly guy had told the director of Avatar to come and see him last year. Shockingly, James Cameron was found to adhere on this old man request. It was known that he had told James Cameron to make a movie about him. He wanted the world to know that the US Government were ( in his own words) - " nothing but a piece of shit. Fuck Obama". He then collapsed after he had given his death wish to the Avator's director. His face was full of cherry blossom  and happiness, but very wrinkly indeed.

This old man was also believed to be the great-grandfather of a korean singer; Rain. This was a  hot news in Korea back in 2005 because some sources claimed that the song " I'm coming" was written by Jeong Ji-Hoon himself. Rain wrote the song to inform the people to remember his great-grandfather. The  gay korean singer would not wish for his fans to merely fond on his body, he wanted people to respect his Japanese grandpa as well.

Okey, enough about Rain. Before the death of Tsutomu , an interview was taken by one of Dean's Advocates. When asked whether he had any family tree in Korea, he simply said, " yes, I do. Once, in a wintry winter, I fell in sonata with this girl." But when asked the name of the girl, he refused to answer further questions. 80% of korean voters believed that Tsutomu had an affair with a korean woman named Palui Ji-Bodoh back in 1950s. Until recently, no one knew who was the real name of that mysterious girl. Some say she was a ghost. Some say she was a demon. Little say she was an angel. I would just say she was his bitch.

He then went on bluffing his epic escape from the gama radiation caused by the US atomic bombs. He told Dean's Advocates that a fat bold golden man with large marbles on his neck had saved his life throughout the explosions. He was relieved that he was a Buddhist follower. To top all that, he insisted that the media to publish his name worldwide because he was the only Japanese who could survive both the American Bombs of Terror. He also said this in a rather angry tune, " Fuck Bush".

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Okey. On a serious note. I believe that this Mitsubishi engineering employee's name has to be put up in the 2010: World Guinness Record. By saying that, he was the first mankind to survive double atomic bombs and lived up to 93 years of age. Even I can't find myself to live on until my skin sags down that heavy. But thanks to his tiniest gama ray exposure during that time, he had contracted cancer. 

Does this give the right for our 21st century scientists to claim that atomic/ nuclear bombs would only cause a slight probability for getting cancer. Just take a look at this wrinkly old man in the picture, he still lived to wrinkly-ugly-age even he was once bombarded by mushroom cloud bomb. [ opps. Sorry McCain.]

Q: If you are happened to love Japanese because of their mangas, actors, actresses, sushis and other Japanese-sians, would you like to revenge against the Americans for killing 280,000 of your people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

 If me, I don't care. They're the one who took advantage in the Second World War when the Alies and the Axis were busy firing missiles at each other in Europe while this sneaky Japanese came to invade my country Brunei for resources and propaganda and other South East Asia, excepts Thailand.

When asked about the Japanese 1945 invasion, an elderly in Brunei said, " Palui kali kamu anie tah bana'. Baie kali aeh orang jepun anie. Sampai ada yang mecu'e' pisang ku bah. Kan mati to the power of 10!". [ In translation: " I deeply saddened by the grossly act done by the Japanese soldiers. I wish that the war was just a dream. But who would like a constant degree of nightmares every time you are in copulation."

Be-zing!