It was a very hot September afternoon. My legs were very tired and I could not feel my ass; one of my body parts that support my legs for the past 20 years. I was street balling with my cousins and my brother. After an hour of dribbling and bouncing this orange ball with spider web strapped around it, four of us came to rest near a bench, underneath this big tree which was full of unknown small creatures lurking on the leafs, waiting to strike and drain blood.
We were sitting under the tree to shelter our skin from being burned by our angry sun. We have our own towels to dry up our sweats, and imagining we were like those NBA players who happened to have their own towels being provided by their respective clubs. Then we exchanged stories.
I was exhausted so I didn't have any interesting stories to tell. So my cousin started his story.
He began by asking us whether we had any experienced in leech bites. Quickly we answered no while looking up at the big tree.
Then he told us this.Last year he was recruited as a marine soldier. He had to undergo various hardcore training activities like bungee jumping, crawling in the mud, standing like statue under the hot sun for more than 12 hours a day and swimming with the reptiles in the lake. In the jungle fever, he had to sustain himself from every sorts of abnormal habits like no soap baths in more than 2 weeks, eating half cooked bunnies, deers and even monkeys, push up 2000 times a day, sleep less than 3 hours and so on. What really freaked me out the most was when he told me about leech.
He and his mates were off duty and could have a quick swim in the river after his mud-crawling-training. It was the only time to make himself clean ( no soap). After 5 minutes, he got off from the wild swimming pool and dried himself up. Then, his mate asked him this;
" Could you take a look at my back. It's very itchy."
When his friend turned to show his naked behind, there were 3 fat leeches sucking on his skinny ass!
During that point onwards, I was feeling very sick. My stomach was feeling ultimately uneased all the way to my ass. Seemingly, I could feel that some wild leeches were crawling somewhere near me. Especially above me on the tree where presumably some small leech-like creatures were planning an ass-attack on me. [Side note: Leech usually lives in swampy areas.]
So we retreated from the bench, away from any leech-like hidden areas.
Since then, my instinct has told me to be fully dressed from nose to toe. I wouldn't want any black/ brown creature lurking on my skin and sucked up 1/10 of my blood. Especially if it tries to suck up the blood from my ba-donka-donk i.e. my ass!
On a serious note, many Asians have practiced leech therapy. Even modern medicine has done this leeching-healing-treatment. Many believe that leech could be used to take out excess blood clot in our body. The term used was venous congestion. The link could be found below. Moreover, leeches could be used to reattach broken fingers and other severe body parts like ears and asses( ???). However, you must know that leech may not automatically attach to your skin. They may fall down the floor if they find your blood distasteful.
Read this article if you want to know about leech. Leech Sucks My Balls.
Q: So if you were happened to be in a car accident and lose your fingers and you were told by Turk that the only advisable procedure to reattach your fingers was by leeching. Would you let him do it or would you just run away and scream for your life, " not ass sucking beast again!"
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