DeanTells - Man smiles when chainsaw trims his arm off.

Have you ever thought what would have happened if your arm is chainsaw off from you? What would happen if other parts of your limbs is disengage from you? What if it were your genital?! How would you feel? Depress, sad, bitter, heartbroken, sorrowful and "oh noooo! No girls would want me anymore"? If it were happened to me, I would just chopped my other arms so that my armless-other-arm would not get jealous or complained on me every time I'm washing my butt.

Read this article: Man's Dick Chopped off While Chainsaw- ing. If you don't read it, you're going to regret it.

In short, the article tells me that this guy, John Stirling, has one day got out from his house after watching tally with his family on snooker championships in BBC1. Once he was out in the garden he thought that it would be better for him to trim his Christmas tree by using his chainsaw which was given by his neighbour. His neighbour was by the fence during that unfortunate event.

While John was trimming the tip of the tree, his neighbour said hello to him and they started to exchange stories on Naruto and Bleach. Unfortunately, John forgot the most fundamental rule when using a chainsaw; never talk to anyone no matter what the subject is.

When John tried to argue his neighbour's comment about the moment Sasuke decides to betray his leaf village, he slipped and chopped his arm and his dick into half, leaving his neighbour's mouth gagged widely open and scared. However, his neighbour quickly strapped John's forearm with his " I love Bush" T-shirt to content the blood from flowing out too much. Then, his thoughtful neighbour also took John's lose arm along with J's dangling dick on the ground, and put it on this frozen chip tesco bag while waiting for the ambulance. After half an hour, his neighbour was asked rather rudely whether he was the one who cut off John's arm and private 'willie'. He quickly answered, " fuck you."

Fortunately, John is fine right now and he lives happily ever after because the operation on his forearm which was undertaken by 12 surgeons ( Turk the Scrubs was there as well) in 18 hours shifts, undergone successfully and professionally ( success in reattaching John's dick) . He is now 59 years old and shockingly, he is hoping to chainsaw a tree again! When asked whether he would like to chainsaw again, he simply says, " hell yeah. I love chainsaw-ing. Although it feels really hurt and painful when you see your arm's got disconnected in front of your eyes, and all that awful smell of blood trickling out, you would like to experience that sensation once more in the future."

I think this is why Jason always cover his face with Hookey mask when he wants to kill someone. It's stupidly because he must conceal his unknown-hidden-smiling-face from being seen by his victims. Just look at Freddy the dream killer, he smiles when he kills. Joker the God-damn city villain, he smiles when he jokes around with Gay Bat. Orochimaru the snake-like villain who was later killed by his own student Sasuke, he also smiles when he kills the Third Hokage. So basically, you would smile if you accidently cut your arm off or your private part or have killed someone.

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