DeanReads - Woman who attacked Pope was foiled last year by guards

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I have read this same sort of article yesterday, but the media had only managed to portray a blur picture which was taken by a bystander during that not-so-dramatic-intense-moment.

Today the TIMES has provided us the reader the short story of the events including the name of the woman, as well as a video!

Although it seemed like everyday-normal-thing to watch videos where very old grandpa has been bitten down by youngsters or by alcoholics in the street ( true story can be found here - R. v Cowles (Tom Andew) Declan Paul was convicted of the murder of a 52-year-old man in the street ( sorry I don't know which street). The poor old man/ the deceased was punched by the appellant's partner( co-accused) and kicked by the him as well. The deceased fell to the ground striking his head on the pavement and died. (full story is available in Westlaw - provided you are a Law Student of course!]

Nevertheless, back to this Pope's story, it was so hilarious that it captured my eyes twice!

I have no idea the difference between these different sorts of Christianity and the Popes and the Vaticans bla ble bla. I might as well learned it in Wikipedia later on. However I do know that the Pope has held the most privilege and highest rank in the Christian-religion-headquarter. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Long story short, the crazy bitch who has tackled the 'Holy Horny Man' down was known as Susanna Maiolo, 25, a dual Italian-Swiss national. According to the media, this bitch has immense psychological breakdown. In my mind, she might have fallen in love with the Pope and one day she was dumped after one night stand in the Pope's office. As a result she made another surprise visit to her ex-bf palace and knocked him down in front of the crowd.

Just watched the video and take a look at the Pope's face when he sprinkled the holy liquid up the thin air. He was like, " fuck that bitch, I'll deal with her later on after this boring ceremony."

Moreover, she was arrested last year under the same attack, but in different maneuvers and techniques. I have no full account on the last year's story. But I have the assumption that instead of jumping over the barricade to pursue the Pope, she might have attacked when he was taking a shower. Just a presumption people.

Look at him. He has no idea that Santa Claus wears a fake mustache and a white beard. Fail.