DeanTells - Don't mess with 'La Irukandji'

I know when you first read at the heading, instantly your big question in your head might be like, " WTF is Irukandji? I know 'La' means 'The' in English". Am I right? Or you've already read this article Ben Southall, raped by Jellyfish? No? Alright then, I tell you.

Irunkandji is a very tiny-bubbly-peanut-shaped like jellyfish that are found mainly in Australia. As you all know, jellyfish are known for its' venomous sting on their tentacles. However, you would get Irunkandji syndrome by a mere brush on it's tip to your skin, not the entire length. As this Jellyfish is very small ranging from 0.4 inches to 0.5 and has tentacles as thin as strand of hair that can grow up to 3 feet, said one of the researcher, it is rather impossible and unreasonable to detect them while you were in the water.

So imagine that you were swimming in the sea, or scuba diving, having a good time watching at the beautiful scenery in the ocean bed, suddenly you feel a hair brushes pass your face and you feel numb in the next 5 seconds. Could you swim yourself up the land on time? Better yet, could you swim faster than the current Olympian swimmer Michael Phelps? No? Better don't go to Australia at the Great Barrier Reef.

Read HERE too if you have time in the world.

In short, this British guy who won a contest hosted by the Australia's Great Reef Association, has got the best job in the world. He has a salary of around 150 million Australian dollar!! ( :D) a month for just taking blogs about the natural myriad of sea fishes and the beautiful scenery in the sea down there. Would you have taken the job? Would you grab the chance? Well if you could swim, you can actually, but you need to be aware that the Association would not be held liable if you got killed by any kind of dangerous sea monsters in the sea. Would you still dig the job?

Alright then, what if I tell you that some jellyfishes that are not visible by naked eyes could possibly enter your ass and raped you from behind. And as it may be so small, it could enter through your full stinger suit. What if I tell you that you end up like Steve Irwin "the crocodile hunter" being stabbed to death by the pussycat of the sea i.e stingray. And mind you, he died in Australia coast as well. Would you still be interested on applying for this best job in the world?

"Yes?" You might die in three months time.
" No." You could die anytime you want.

If you ever want to have a vacation in Australia, you could just watch this Hugh Jackman movie's The Australia. " gooo(d) dai(y)"

Disclaimer: "Please do read the original article for real facts and much more clarity via the links provided in bold. Claim against this writer would deem to be ineffective as he follows the Copyrights Act 2020." :D